Think happy thoughts.

lazarus-james:

vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

next time someone asks me what tumblr is i’ll show them this post

(Source: adrians1, via cuntcontrol)

bloggingcoconut:

my mind says homework

but my heart says internet

always follow ur heart

(Source: obeyrach, via loveyourselfbeyourself)

ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

(via livelifeandpartyhard)

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

(via faggotsandrainbows)

firelordwael:

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Oh God

(Source: brendonboredurie, via faggotsandrainbows)